Welcome to ROOM: N² at the HOUSE ON THE HiLLSiDE.

I'm just'a HiLLSiDE hick in the sticks of the 606.
Yup I'm a Tallented prick named Chris.
Please excuse this mess as I get my thoughts in destressed.
Feel free to have a look around,
BUT PLEASE DONT TOUCH ANYTHING
It's all been nFxed!,
err, excuse him, But it is best that you keep your hands to yourself
and you stay within the yellow buggy lines at all times.
So umm.. yeah, that's about it.
nJoy the nFluance!